storm #1 variant cover by skottie young (x)
Molly Hayes is a huge yaoi fangirl, and once wrote an epic slashfic called “The Dinosaur Boner”, in which teammate Chase Stein’s psychic bond with Old Lace suddenly changes into a psychic bond with Reptil of Avengers Academy. Nico Minoru found out about it, and was so amused that she decided to fix all the spelling and grammar edits. And then Klara Prast discovered it and decided to write a German translation. The German translation was so popular that it was adapted into a novel and published in Germany, and the book was such a hit that it was optioned into a movie. The Runaways have been living off of the royalties ever since, and Chase has absolutely no idea why he keeps getting tons of fan mail from German teenage girls.
I am laughing so hard right now Jesus Christ this was a roller coaster from start to finish
THEY’RE KILLING OFF JANET VAN DYNE IN THE MCU — A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE AVENGERS — BUT PHIL COULSON AKA MR SOGGY WHITE BREAD OC GETS HIS OWN TV SHOW AND HIS OWN COMIC SERIES???????? IS THIS REAL???? aRE YOU SERIOUS ARE WE BEING PUNK’D ? ?? ?!!!!
"So. Recap. I blew up a space station, nearly got us killed, and then had to be saved by the members of the team who were supposed to be on vacation… and also by Hawkeye, of all people.— Secret Avengers #002